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Noun. A very chill and mellow person who enjoys the art of smoking blunts, pipes and all sorts of the marijuana plants. You use this word to describe someone who is totally random.
That stoned guy is so random, he must be a Koster.
koster by Manchizzle February 9, 2008

sam koster 

a youtube sensation with his band TheBlaqkYear (youtube.com/theblackyear)
he has many friends on myspace (myspace.com/theblaqkyear) which have supported him all the way.
and he also has a bebo that is growing with new fans and friends
(bebo.com/samuelkoster)
he started the band when he was only at a minor age at 12 years old.
since then him and his band has been posting accoustic covers on youtube.
they have had over 5000+ subscribers and over 10000+ views per video.
sam koster has done a cover of panic at the disco- nine in the afternoon in april 2008 boosting his popularity.
sam koster by shannon ansell January 1, 2010

Kösterprojekt

A project that has had a lot of thought put into it, only to be sadly neglected by laziness and eventually never ever coming to completion.
Think of making a game down to the smallest detail, even have the color of the main characters shoelaces. Then, after all this detailed planning, leave the project alone to die the slow death of neglect.

Kostrandia 

Person that loves the country of Guyana, or a person who has absolute no idea of how to see a difference between city flags or doesn't know any.
Person 1: Hey dude, you are literally a Kostrandia!
Person 2: W-what? How?
Person 1: Do you know the flag of the city of New York?
Person 2: Uh... No?
Person 1: See? You are a Kostrandia!

Person 1: MAN I LOVE GUYANA!
Person 2: Wow. You are such a Kostrandia, lol
Kostrandia by sexylabrador May 8, 2023
I think you have a case of kustera
kustera by Kustera August 9, 2016

Koster Foster 

A Koster Foster is a/are sad cunt(s) who can only get by and survive in life by the means granted to them by a host, directly implying they are parasitic. Persons who use lies, deceit, manipulation, abuse, psychological discourse and societal/social sympathies to acquire a foundation to provide for themselves the necessities and luxuries of life whilst giving nothing but lackluster entertainment of flesh in exchange for everything else. Coveted by pathetic beta boys who would never/only very luckily catch the eye of and entertain the opposite sex by subscribing to a norm of paying for bad pussy. Revered by even sadder and often more pathetic females who only value their lives in terms of the price tag attached to their involvement.
You see that girl over there that has no job, car, lives at home with her mom and spends all her time slinking around the same bar every night? She is looking for prey, she is such a Koster Foster its not even funny.
Koster Foster by Phuck Yuh August 23, 2019