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konnichiwa

The correct way to spell konichiwa; meaning "Hello" and/or "Good Afternoon".
1.Konnichiwa, Mr.Smith!

2.Konnichiwa, How are you doing today?
konnichiwa by TigerZahn March 14, 2005
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Konnichiwa

When your partner shoves his pointer and middle finger up his partners ass or pussy then proceeds to take it out and lick/ suck them
Mark gave me such a good konnichiwa last night
Konnichiwa by Good dick41 March 30, 2024

Konnichiwa-gwan 

Japanese mixed with Jamaican slang. Derived from 'Konnichiwa' which is a basic Japanese greeting, and 'wagwan'; a form of 'what's going on?' in West Indian Jamaican dialect. Increasing vast popularity in the streets of Central London. Literally implied as 'Hello, what's going on??'
Me: Konnichiwa-gwan
Them: I'm cool thanks / I fine thanks
Konnichiwa-gwan by S2K TeDDy July 19, 2010

Konnichiwa Cumbucket 

A Japanese prostitute who takes many loads in quick succession.
Matt: "What kind of porn do you like? I like big-breasted white chicks getting splitroasted"

Darren: "Well, I prefer watching a konnichiwa cumbucket scene"
Konnichiwa Cumbucket by Ninaleven January 9, 2024

Konichiwow 

When you see a cute Japanese person and you just can't stick with the basic "konnichiwa" so you say konichiwow instead.
Guy: *sees cute Japanese girl* Konichiwow girl!
Konichiwow by Azurite18 March 8, 2021
Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"
Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?
konichiwa by Michael February 21, 2005

konichiwa, bitchez! 

Offensive style to say "Good Afternoon". Mentioned by the GZA in Dave Chappelle's show.

Mixture of Japanese with Ghetto Slang.
Chinese Guy: The chinese delegation chooses the RZA, the GZA, Ol'Dirty Bastard... the Wu-Tang Clan.

GZA: Konichiwa, Bitchez!
konichiwa, bitchez! by Wilson Wicked February 11, 2006
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