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1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use
1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.
Koofty by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015
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Kostyantyn

A wonderful, noble man, typically of Ukrainian origin who usually likes being called Kostya and loves fluffy cats and regards himself as a cat sometimes. Also goes by Kostik or Kotik (the Ukrainian word for cat). He was also known for bringing Christianity to the people of Kiev-Rus (modern day Ukraine & Russia) in 988 A.C. Constantine of the Greek Orthodox church and Constantinople.
Kostyantyn prepares an Easter basket for blessing each year at his church right before Easter, but makes sure to remove any fluffy cat hairs before taking it to the church with him.
Kostyantyn by the mojoed life July 3, 2019
Gray stuff that is often found in the bottom of cups or bowls. It is believed that Koostis was originally created by mount koostis which burn to ashes after shooting out millions of gallons of koostis from it's peak.

Koostis is also often refered to as anything you want it to be
Calm your Koostis
Koostis by THat annoying koose January 26, 2011
First Originated From Del Boy In Only Fools And Horses. It Grew Popular Around London. As A Result Of Gangs Using It After Two Young Males, Jamie & Marcus Decided To Keep Saying It Till It Caught. Its Now Spread All Around The World.

It Basically Means - Cool
Marcus: We Are Going Pub If You Want To Come With Us
Jamie: Kooshty! Corse I Will
kooshty by Veskkk August 17, 2007

KooshyButt 

Nice female butt. Not too large, Not too small.
Not flat but round, not too soft and not too firm, with just enough cushion and a little jiggle with every step she takes.
A KooshyButt is the perfect complement to a thin and curvaceous body.
Five foot two and 110 lbs with a nice jiggly KooshyButt
KooshyButt by basssman July 12, 2011

kostya tszyu 

Feared Russian boxer with a powerful, lazer accurate right hand and a pigtail. Also had a strange speaking accent, a mix of Russian and Australian.
Kostya Tszyu is one of the Top 5 super-lightweights of all time.
kostya tszyu by Fedor August 12, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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