Kongpong
The ultimate pong or shit smell. Scores 10 on the King Kong Strong Pong scale. There is no stronger pong, natural or sythentic. Could be synthesised as a biological weapon, if brewed in copious amounts. Direct inhalation can be hazardous to health, and all orifiices must be sealed in advance if entering a kongpong red zone. Government classified, so potent even connosieurs of power pongs could not appreciate the deadly whiff.
WHat's going on in that top secret government lab in the dessert? Oh, they are testing a nuclear stench blast bomb? that's why your eyes are watering and your nose is running and the dog's going crazy. that's what you call a KongPong, the mother of all pongs. If you smell it run like hell, or you will get kongponged.
Kongpong by bradsbadluck May 26, 2026
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