kolmon
A cockwomble with large testies and a heavy bush that covers his micropenis. One who would play D&D while drinking a gallon of wine and stroking a pigweasel
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komono
Translates directly to "small things"; Japanese word that refers to knickknacks, small accessories, charms, pouches, etc, often of a cute or kitsch nature.
Also, the name of a town in Mie prefecture, Japan.
Not to be confused with "kimono" (class of traditional Japanese garments).
Also, the name of a town in Mie prefecture, Japan.
Not to be confused with "kimono" (class of traditional Japanese garments).
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kolmon • kolmonique • Kolton • Kolson • komono • Kolton H • Koleona • Kolman • kolmannen • Kolton Kluge
Kolton
The brightest most awesome person everyone wants to be. He is not only blessed in every way, luck always follows him everywhere. He is a hard worker and anything he touches turns into gold. He is very fortunate and lives his life to the fullest.
Kolton by Thetruthhasspoken March 9, 2017
Kolton
A great and sexy boy friend, who loves his girl friend unconditionally. Likes being in a long term relationship. He doesnt like anything better then being with his girl friend. Has the swagger of a champion. Funny is his middle name. He is hardcore and parties hard. Very romantic.
Girl 1: "I miss having a Kolton"
Girl 2: "Well Kolton gave you many chances"
Girl 1: "I'll get my Kolton back"
Girl 2: "Well Kolton gave you many chances"
Girl 1: "I'll get my Kolton back"
Kolton by MisFit0007 June 5, 2009
Kolton
Kolton is special, he makes Everything better. He’s not to much of a charming one, he usually picks people that shouldn’t be picked Over the ones that actually were helping them and being there for them. He is handsome, smart, funny, and caring. He doesn’t always make girls or even boy feel good about themselves, especially by ignoring them or not enjoying their presents. He’s is athletic but smart and focuses on everything he does.
Kolton is amazing
Kolton by Jkbingukngugf May 20, 2019
Kolton
Kolton's a total babe.
He has the Most gorgeous eyes, and is the definition of a beautiful man.
Kolton is made of sugar and spice & everything nice.
Truly a loveable human being.
He has the Most gorgeous eyes, and is the definition of a beautiful man.
Kolton is made of sugar and spice & everything nice.
Truly a loveable human being.
Kolton, is the man of my dreams.
Kolton by Treehugger007 April 19, 2019
kolonel
A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.
kolonel by Hoodcrawler420 August 17, 2006
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