Fugnub's definitions

kolmon

A cockwomble with large testies and a heavy bush that covers his micropenis. One who would play D&D while drinking a gallon of wine and stroking a pigweasel

That dude crying on the bus must be a kolmon

by Fugnub January 27, 2025

Aurora Breakfast Skillet

When one shoves 3 eggs, 1/4 pound of cheddar, a green pepper, and a slice of ham in their ass, twerks until blended and squeezes it out on another's chest.

Zach couldn't satisfy his woman so she made him an Aurora Breakfast Skillet the next morning.

by Fugnub March 11, 2025