kolmer 

kolmer is a form of semen with chunks in it

omg he made kolmer

kolmer by kolmer dreng March 17, 2022

Koomer 

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

Koomer by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kelmer 

A goat. A literal goat.

Kelmer is a goat.

kelmer by Xoxo Gossip Goat October 4, 2015

Kilmer Bite 

The teeth-gnashing-and-staring manoeuver which the Ice Man (played by Val Kilmer) directs at Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) in the film Top Gun during a towelled up locker room scene.

- Mark, did that dude just Kilmer Bite you?
- Yeah, I think he wants to touch me up!
- Awesome!

Kilmer Bite by BlockIsland January 30, 2009

val kilmer 

only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang

val kilmer by roacho666 July 16, 2007

kolter 

The coolest kid on the block. He is athletic, good looking, and most of all athletic.

guy 1: he is such a badass kolter, i wish i was like him

girl 1: that kolter is irrisistable

kolter by majestic eagle November 12, 2012

Val Kilmer 

Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent

Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.

Val Kilmer by Gabriel C. September 2, 2005