kolmer

kolmer is a form of semen with chunks in it

omg he made kolmer

by kolmer dreng March 17, 2022

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021

kelmer

A goat. A literal goat.

Kelmer is a goat.

by Xoxo Gossip Goat October 4, 2015

Kilmer Bite

The teeth-gnashing-and-staring manoeuver which the Ice Man (played by Val Kilmer) directs at Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) in the film Top Gun during a towelled up locker room scene.

- Mark, did that dude just Kilmer Bite you?
- Yeah, I think he wants to touch me up!
- Awesome!

by BlockIsland January 30, 2009

val kilmer

only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang

by roacho666 July 16, 2007

kolter

The coolest kid on the block. He is athletic, good looking, and most of all athletic.

guy 1: he is such a badass kolter, i wish i was like him

girl 1: that kolter is irrisistable

by majestic eagle November 12, 2012

Val Kilmer

Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent

Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.

by Gabriel C. September 2, 2005