kilmer

someone who is at the top of their game and is above everyone else skill level.
Usually said at the basketball court. This person posesses a perfect shot and a killa fake

shaq, michael jordan, michael vick, and karl malone are all called kilmer

by killaDn October 5, 2005

Kilmered

When a once sexy man bloats to Orwellian proportions.

Val Kilmer has Kilmered Steven Segal has Kilmered.

Gosh Biff has really Kilmered after college.

by marz17 November 13, 2010

Kilmer Bite

The teeth-gnashing-and-staring manoeuver which the Ice Man (played by Val Kilmer) directs at Maverick (played by Tom Cruise) in the film Top Gun during a towelled up locker room scene.

- Mark, did that dude just Kilmer Bite you?
- Yeah, I think he wants to touch me up!
- Awesome!

by BlockIsland January 31, 2009

val kilmer

only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang

by roacho666 June 19, 2007

Val Kilmer

Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent

Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.

by Gabriel C. August 9, 2005

Val Kilmer

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 12, 2005

Biscotty Kilmer

A youtube mechanic who was bitten by a radioactive biscotti and is now a Were-biscotti.

Now runs on all fours and chews tires.

His real name is Scotty Kilmer

Person 1: Oh no it's night!

Person 2: So?
Person 1: That's when Biscotty is roaming the streets!
Biscotty Kilmer: *off in the distance* Rev your biscuits!

by Tango Mango October 25, 2020