kollarbear

quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.

kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."

chode: "potassium overdose!"

kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"

kollarbear by kurticus May 30, 2007

Koalabearing 

This process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. Typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body mass clutching them ferociously, like a rabid Koala.

Also see Xanax, Spooning, and Koalas

"I really hate to spoon after sex, but when I woke up he was koalabearing the shit out of me. I'm never taking Xanax again."

Koalabearing by JennyPanda December 7, 2006