Koalabearing 

This process occurs when two people are spooning, with one member of the party completely hating the experience. Typically the little spoon, this victim of misplaced affection commonly wakes up on the very edge of the bed trying to get free, only to encounter a body mass clutching them ferociously, like a rabid Koala.

Also see Xanax, Spooning, and Koalas

"I really hate to spoon after sex, but when I woke up he was koalabearing the shit out of me. I'm never taking Xanax again."

Koalabearing by JennyPanda December 7, 2006

Koala Bearing 

When your friend is so drunk he must cling to you with legs and arms like a Koala bear to stay upright

Guy 1..."I don't remember the concert at all last night."
Guy 2..."Yeah, you were koala bearing my ass all night."

Koala Bearing by T.E.B June 21, 2019

Koala-bearing 

When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.

Koala-bearing

Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!

Girl 2: go for it, girl!!

Koala-bearing by Koalabearluver October 5, 2017

Koala Bearing 

A form of hugging, when one person jump into anothers arms wrapping their arms and legs around the others body, like a koala bear.

I love Koala Bearing all my friends.

Koala Bearing by LesbianDani July 7, 2011

Koala Bearing 

when your "bitch" or your "girl" is constantly up your ass 24/7 and will not give you a second to be alone, she starts to cling to you like a koala bear to a branch

my girl has been Koala Bearing lately she wont fucking leave me alone

Koala Bearing by Falco203 February 23, 2011