kolassage 

A Kobassa and Sausage Made into a Nee item Called Kolassage inmates Know this For a fact Due to it is Served 2 Times a Month in The Correctional System For Lunch

I heard there Serving Kolassage For Lunch , You Going?

kolassage by Nick Papageorgio March 24, 2019

Kassage 

Kassage is recondite

Little is known of where he came from, and one never knows where he truly is (he is a ninja). But one thing is certain: he will definitely be somewhere in the future.

The Illuminati.

Kassage is often spotted, albeit briefly, in social functions. After imbibing an unquantifiable amount of alcohol, he will propel himself into a debate on promiscuity. His public discourse can frustrate his companions. Such frustration is to be naturally expected when trying to comprehend Kassage's explanations; it would be akin to trying to fathom how a person could be in five places at the same time while simultaneously not existing.

I wish that I had more to say about Kassage, but, as you remember, he is a ninja, and archives can offer very little information on the subject.

Kassage: Did you see any ninjas on Halloween?

Me: No

Kassage: Of course you didn't! They're ninjas!

Kassage by nutterbutterbites November 10, 2010