For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"