Kofiing

Kofiing is where a person will go to their boss explaining they have finished their work with the hopes of going home. Then said boss will pile on additional work. May also happen when asking your boss for clarification of a job or assignment.

"I just sent an email explaining I'd be done with the job by COB , so they kofiied me with another job assignment"

"I just went to say good bye but they are kofiing me with another job"

by PGE WORKER August 31, 2011

Koffing

A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.

Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing

by Light Joker April 25, 2004

KOFFING

The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation

guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!

by Galano March 24, 2005

Koffing

The best thing ever.

Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!

by Jshadias April 10, 2004

koffing

Referring to an awkward situation.

You walked in on your sister having sex?

Yeah it was totally koffing.

by adcw54 June 6, 2005

Koffing

Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)

For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.

For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.

“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*

by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022