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Kofiing is where a person will go to their boss explaining they have finished their work with the hopes of going home. Then said boss will pile on additional work. May also happen when asking your boss for clarification of a job or assignment.
"I just sent an email explaining I'd be done with the job by COB , so they kofiied me with another job assignment"

"I just went to say good bye but they are kofiing me with another job"
Kofiing by PGE WORKER August 31, 2011
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A Pokemon that is full of poisonous gases and spews them out in battle.
Jessie; Go Ekans

James; Go Koffing
Koffing by Light Joker April 25, 2004
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The most unexpecting thing to yell out in a group conversation
guy1: so how you guys doing?
guy2: good, but anyways how about that Sally bitch eh?
guy3: shes a bitch, i totally wanna--
guy4: KOFFING!
KOFFING by Galano March 24, 2005
The best thing ever.
Koffing gassed the Jews, everyone loves Koffing!
Koffing by Jshadias April 10, 2004
Referring to an awkward situation.
You walked in on your sister having sex?

Yeah it was totally koffing.
koffing by adcw54 June 6, 2005
Verb: (Named after the Pokémon Koffing)

For men: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, and cumming while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.

For women: The simultaneous act of sneezing, farting, cumming, and queefing while having sex. Thus mimicking the Pokémon Koffing’s smog attack.
“Hey man, how’d you like that midget hooker I sent you for your birthday?”
“Dude, I was blowing her little midget back out and she starting Koffing all over me, it was disgusting!”
*vomits*
Koffing by MidgetsAreGross69 October 27, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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