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According to horseshoe theory, kober means someone who is so sober that they appear unironically drunk (ingame).
- Bismillah ilhamdulillahim!
- You kober fr.
Kober by TheBlueCardinal July 1, 2023

The Kober 

When you throw a Frag Grenade in H1Z1 whilst jumping to launch the grenade farther by emulating Kobe Bryant's slam dunk and you end up killing someone.
Holy shit ErycTriceps just killed Stormen with The Kober from 30 yards
The Kober by Alex Caddick July 25, 2017

Yung kober 

A yung kober is a master of the explosive nade art.
Eryctriceps aka yung kober, yung god or even yung yung is one of thoses masters.
"yung kober" is often used when you just douched that platinium II pleb with a sweet nade to the mouth.
Eryc : "Check out the kobe tho"
*nade splode*
Eryc :"yung kober"
Yung kober by AfterLife47 February 20, 2018

Riley kober

A lesbian female girl
Wow Riley kober is one hot lesbo
A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.
(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”
Koker by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020
A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings
Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"
Kobel by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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