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Madman’s knowledge

1. Incomprehensible babble

2. Too complex to decipher
1. The man under the bridge is mumbling some madman’s knowledge.

2. Stanley’s journal has instructions for an inter dimensional portal, but reading it gives you madman’s knowledge.

Knowledge Shopping 

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.
Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book

knowledge strength integrity

A youtuber who has stemmed out into other areas of the entertainment industry with shit hair as of recent months.
Hey, have you heard Knowledge Strength Integrity's new song?

knowledge shrapnel 

Knowledge shrapnel is the collateral damage to others in the vicinity of a knowledge bomb explosion
Damn, after you dropped that knowledge bomb all us bros got hit with knowledge shrapnel
knowledge shrapnel by Outtake September 21, 2015

Knowledge Slap 

When someone is talking crap and you prove them wrong or shut them up by stating facts and showing proof.
My girlfriend was arguing with me about who was the main actor in the movie Gladiator, being my favorite movie of all times...I had to drop that "Knowledge Slap"...
Knowledge Slap by xxxcubanxxx October 29, 2011

Modern Knowledge Schools

Is a school located in Bahrain, they teach the students on how to have sex in an early age. The final exams is that students fuck their teachers and make them horny.
I am a student at Modern Knowledge Schools.