knocking on heavens door

When you are masturbating and you accidentally hit your testicles with your fist.

Guy 1:"Have you ever knocked on heavens door?"
Guy 2: "Dude, i accidentally went knocking on heavens door last night and i was in pain for hours".

by Robo0000222 March 2, 2017

knockin' on heavens door

(v.) To be undergoing spiritual enlightenment before ones death.

Mama put my gun to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore...

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Knocking on heaven's door

When your dick is so big that the head repeatedly bounces off the cervix during intercourse.

"Yo Leish, remember Tyrone that boi i I had ova last nite!?!

"U kno it girl, wha he do?"

"Gurl his dick so big he be knocking on heaven's door all night kno whA am sayin?"

"Shit guerrrlll"

by Fadiastheonlyone August 22, 2016

Knocking on Heaven's Door

When a turn is at the pearly gates of your butthole.

"Dude I gotta shit so bad, it's knocking on heaven's door!"

by 😂🤣 November 18, 2019

knockin' on heaven's door

(v). When, whilst having sexual intercourse with a women or performing the act of cunnilingus, one manually inserts one or multiple fingers into the anus, some going so far as to probe deep within the rectum, to engage in “anal play” in hopes of discovering whether the female currently being explored would be interested in later engaging in anal intercourse.

Jim, "I saw that fly honey your took home last night. What a booty! You throw your salami into the dark depths of her chocolate factory?"

Mosephus, "Shit, white-nigger, she never gave me the chance. I threw two fingers up there but it turns out that I was just knockin' on heaven's door."

by Das Juden December 6, 2006