knockhobber 

1) A cleanly version of 'hobbknocker'

2) Something lovely

3) Something to say after 'nom nom nom'

4) Earmuffs

1) "What a nice man, what a lovely knockhobber!"

2) "You have a lovely set of knockhobbers there!" *slap*
(Be careful as this can be taken the wrong way. Usually use this term in defining something pleasant to all, like Oxygen.

3) "Nom nom nom...knockhobbers."

4) "You have a lovely set of knockhobbers there!"

-"Why thank you, I love these earmuffs. They were a gift from my best friends sister's boyfriend's second cousin twice removed's aunt."

knockhobber by thestachehands July 11, 2009

knobhobbery 

The act of knobhobbing.

When a woman's infatuation with a man's penis lulls her into a state of hobgoblin like servitude, wherein she becomes trapped performing any and all menial tasks usually around the man's house in exchange for penetration from his g-spot pounding knob.

Abby was a respectable girl until all this knobhobbery over Rob.

knobhobbery by VinnyTherapist August 13, 2009