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knockhobber 

1) A cleanly version of 'hobbknocker'

2) Something lovely

3) Something to say after 'nom nom nom'

4) Earmuffs
1) "What a nice man, what a lovely knockhobber!"

2) "You have a lovely set of knockhobbers there!" *slap*
(Be careful as this can be taken the wrong way. Usually use this term in defining something pleasant to all, like Oxygen.

3) "Nom nom nom...knockhobbers."

4) "You have a lovely set of knockhobbers there!"

-"Why thank you, I love these earmuffs. They were a gift from my best friends sister's boyfriend's second cousin twice removed's aunt."
knockhobber by thestachehands July 11, 2009
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knobhobbery 

The act of knobhobbing.

When a woman's infatuation with a man's penis lulls her into a state of hobgoblin like servitude, wherein she becomes trapped performing any and all menial tasks usually around the man's house in exchange for penetration from his g-spot pounding knob.
Abby was a respectable girl until all this knobhobbery over Rob.
knobhobbery by VinnyTherapist August 13, 2009
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
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