Quimmets

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as cunt boggies.

"Oh no Henry, I've got quimmets again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy quimmet!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

fadge-stratching

Combines with the noun fadge to describe a variety of quimmets - the more crisp and dried on sort that suggest the female bearer maintains a low level of hygiene.
Such fadge-stratchings are removed by picking and itching the affilcted area.
A derogatory insult.

"Bertha's pussy so dirty, you cant see for the fadge-scratchings!"

" Piss off you dirty fadge-stratching!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

Bretchin

A Jamacian Nickname used when saying hello or calling on somebody.

Yo bretchin, whats going on?
or
Bretchin, That was insane!!

by Sabs December 03, 2004

cunt boggies

The crusty pieces of discharge that are found on a females longer pubic hairs at the vagina's opening after a long days work.
Often used as a derogatory insult.
Also known as quimmets.

"Oh no Henry, I've got cripsy cunt boggies again! My hairs are all matted"

"George, you're a big stupid juicy cunt bogga!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

knobjockey

A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.

Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.

"Dave's such a knobjockey!"

"Piss off knobjock!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003

hooped (Verb)

A term for the anal ringpiece - Hoop - is often made into a verb to form Hooped.
This refers to taking a beating of somekind, or being busy in the workplace.
It is also a derogatory insult for somebody, and fucntions as an adjective to describes one's hoop in its various states.

" Henry you're a dirty hoopsting!"
"Can't talk, we're getting hooped!"
"mmm kiss my hoop!"
"I'm not rimming you tonight Sam, your hoops all stinky!"

by Sabs January 31, 2003