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knob touch

1. A frantic game involving at least two men where each participant must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other participant(s) before they themselves have their "knob" touched. Alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely homosexual.

Simon: "Anyone fancy a game of knob touch?"
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"

GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."
knob touch by LukeO January 13, 2006

knob hand door touch 

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!
Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026