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Someone who checks out other men in the locker room while they are changing. "Knob" refers to a mans "rod" or "johnson", and "hawk" refers to the wandering eyes of the suspected knob watcher.

After third hour, little Billy sat and watched the other male students in his area change. Then one of the other boys noticed that Billy's eyes were wandering, so he started shouting "KNOB HAWK, WE GOT A KNOB HAWK, GET THE ROPE, GET THE ROPE!" And then little Billy was strung up and beaten like a toy pinata.

knob hawk by Beechizzle April 3, 2007

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knob hawk

a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.

me: Matt quit being a knob hawk, u sick fuck
matt: u wish i was hawking you, u cum guzzler

knob hawk by D-Boat March 28, 2007

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knobhawker

1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.

Yo! Quit your knobhawking and get away from my Volvo.

knobhawker by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003

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Poggers

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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
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Oblication

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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