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Someone who checks out other men in the locker room while they are changing. "Knob" refers to a mans "rod" or "johnson", and "hawk" refers to the wandering eyes of the suspected knob watcher.
After third hour, little Billy sat and watched the other male students in his area change. Then one of the other boys noticed that Billy's eyes were wandering, so he started shouting "KNOB HAWK, WE GOT A KNOB HAWK, GET THE ROPE, GET THE ROPE!" And then little Billy was strung up and beaten like a toy pinata.
knob hawk by Beechizzle April 3, 2007
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a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.
me: Matt quit being a knob hawk, u sick fuck
matt: u wish i was hawking you, u cum guzzler
knob hawk by D-Boat March 28, 2007

knobhawker 

1)One who stares at a man's crotch
2)Somebody with shifty eyes in the locker room or lav.
3)Somebody who uses trained hawks to wreak havoc on the male population.
4)Somebody who is drawn by the unquestionable allure that is Volvo and harasses their owners out of (transparent) jealosy.
Yo! Quit your knobhawking and get away from my Volvo.
knobhawker by squirrelmaster5.0 June 16, 2003
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