a type of nut that can only be sprouted in New England and Norway. It loves to sprout during mating season because it looks like a sack of nuts. This plant attracts lonely female animals.

Look at those luscious Knutsack plants!

knutsack by aliknut December 17, 2010

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Ligma Tau Knuts

A fraternity where one is required during pledge to butt chug a fifth of Tito's. The hookups are unbelievable! If you have a chance to hookup with a Ligma Taught Knut's fraternity boy imagine a gay bloody ass pounding. They'll pound your intestines right out and you won't be able to shit for days! LTK

Commonly mistaken as Sigma Tau Kappa.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Ligma Tau Knuts?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard they have the gayest parties and give out free Titos!"

Ligma Tau Knuts by LTK_313_the_big_d January 11, 2020

Pulling a Knutson

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

Pulling a Knutson by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

knautschehaus

from German "Knautschehaus, das", literally: squishy house. A thing that is of no apparent use.

"This thing is as useful as a Knautschehaus."

knautschehaus by venti November 22, 2014

knutson

adjective best used for something really far-out and fucked up

Dude, I ate the roadkill's cerebellum that's splattered on the sidewalk

oh my god that's so knutson!

knutson by KnutsonTorkel June 25, 2017

kneuhs

A variation of the word niggas. It was thought of by me around October of 07'. I was trying to figure out a way of making the word niggas even more ghetto.

Watch out kneuhs!
I don't like them kneuhs!
Dat' kneuhs crazy dawg!
Them kneuhs will kill you!

kneuhs by Lucasizle December 24, 2007

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026