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knutsack 

a type of nut that can only be sprouted in New England and Norway. It loves to sprout during mating season because it looks like a sack of nuts. This plant attracts lonely female animals.
Look at those luscious Knutsack plants!
knutsack by aliknut December 17, 2010
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Ligma Tau Knuts 

A fraternity where one is required during pledge to butt chug a fifth of Tito's. The hookups are unbelievable! If you have a chance to hookup with a Ligma Taught Knut's fraternity boy imagine a gay bloody ass pounding. They'll pound your intestines right out and you won't be able to shit for days! LTK

Commonly mistaken as Sigma Tau Kappa.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ligma Tau Knuts?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard they have the gayest parties and give out free Titos!"

Pulling a Knutson 

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.
Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.
Pulling a Knutson by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

knautschehaus 

from German "Knautschehaus, das", literally: squishy house. A thing that is of no apparent use.
"This thing is as useful as a Knautschehaus."
knautschehaus by venti November 22, 2014
adjective best used for something really far-out and fucked up
Dude, I ate the roadkill's cerebellum that's splattered on the sidewalk

oh my god that's so knutson!
knutson by KnutsonTorkel June 25, 2017
A variation of the word niggas. It was thought of by me around October of 07'. I was trying to figure out a way of making the word niggas even more ghetto.
Watch out kneuhs!
I don't like them kneuhs!
Dat' kneuhs crazy dawg!
Them kneuhs will kill you!
kneuhs by Lucasizle December 24, 2007