kneuts

Another term for balls or testicles. Usually used as a derogatory term.

"Jesus that guy last night had some smelly kneuts. I almost barfed!"

by Jesus Christ4000 April 11, 2009

knutsack

a type of nut that can only be sprouted in New England and Norway. It loves to sprout during mating season because it looks like a sack of nuts. This plant attracts lonely female animals.

Look at those luscious Knutsack plants!

by aliknut December 17, 2010

Ligma Tau Knuts

A fraternity where one is required during pledge to butt chug a fifth of Tito's. The hookups are unbelievable! If you have a chance to hookup with a Ligma Taught Knut's fraternity boy imagine a gay bloody ass pounding. They'll pound your intestines right out and you won't be able to shit for days! LTK

Commonly mistaken as Sigma Tau Kappa.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Ligma Tau Knuts?"

Person 2: "Yeah I heard they have the gayest parties and give out free Titos!"

by LTK_313_the_big_d January 11, 2020

Pulling a Knutson

To Pull a Knutson you must hang out and do stuff to a women for more than an hour's time, but in return your woman does nothing to you, causing SEVERE "Blue Balls" and going home later that night to angrily masterbate with the lights off, your dog, and a jar of peanut butter.

Dear Christ, Nova gave me such blue balls that I ended up pulling a Knutson. My dog, Chex, was not to pleased.

by Chaseaferd September 12, 2010

knautschehaus

from German "Knautschehaus, das", literally: squishy house. A thing that is of no apparent use.

"This thing is as useful as a Knautschehaus."

by venti November 22, 2014

knutson

adjective best used for something really far-out and fucked up

Dude, I ate the roadkill's cerebellum that's splattered on the sidewalk

oh my god that's so knutson!

by KnutsonTorkel June 25, 2017

kneuhs

A variation of the word niggas. It was thought of by me around October of 07'. I was trying to figure out a way of making the word niggas even more ghetto.

Watch out kneuhs!
I don't like them kneuhs!
Dat' kneuhs crazy dawg!
Them kneuhs will kill you!

by Lucasizle December 24, 2007