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to gently squeeze or caress the scrotum
She knerphed me as she passed by and winked.
knerph by knerph herder February 4, 2010
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Used in Pittsburg around the hill district meaning,i put ma life on it,swearing on dead hommies
nigga 1:u ant do dat shit
nigga 2:on da knephs i did b
nigga 1:damn dats off da chain
nigga 2:i no rite
Knephs by lashonda October 15, 2006
Related Words
knerph • Knerp • kerpher • Knephs • knerpes • k'norph
Verb

1). To take and/or claim ownership of someone else’s belongings, which have been temporarily left unattended.

2). To aimlessly roam around on the hunt for practically anything one finds useful in boxe’s that say “free”, random curbed trash, or anything that no one is there at that moment telling you ‘not to take it’. A good knerp can always be justified with some sort of BS excuse as to why you have it.
1). “I ran to the bathroom for two minutes, left my stuff outside because I thought it was safe. Came back and somebody knerp’ed it all”.

2).” I need a few random things, I’m gonna go knerp around and see what I can find”.
Knerp by Bflo456 September 25, 2019
herpes of the knees
Her herpes spit landed in the open cut on my knee. I think I just got knerpes
knerpes by contractfriend November 16, 2011
The small little turd that won't flush because it has seperation anxiety
The knerp won't flush.
Knerp by Maurerk April 1, 2017
Large stinky cooch
Smelly coochy soft grucky kerpher
kerpher by Iheartbeebs September 5, 2022
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