knerpes

herpes of the knees

Her herpes spit landed in the open cut on my knee. I think I just got knerpes

knerpes by contractfriend November 16, 2011

Kerpeshwanga 

The inability to speak like Kermit the frog

When i couldn't do the impression of Kermit , i realized that I suffered from kerpeshwanga

Kerpeshwanga by Tiffany Josafine July 9, 2017

Kerpes 

(ˈkɜ (r)pi z/)
A rare and deadly virus spread through oral contact, particularly non-reciprocated oral sex. The origin of this virus is the original lab testing patient code named "Kerpa". Those exposed to the Kerpes virus will immediately be infected, showing symptoms like severe cough, vaginal or urethral bleeding, and in some cases death. The virus is highly mobile and has last been located at San Diego State University. To raise awareness about the Kerpes virus, visit the official Facebook page.

"Oh man dude, did you hear about Lizzie?"
"Yeah bro I heard she was messing around at a party and got Kerpes."
"Mother of God..."

Kerpes by Kerpes Victim September 13, 2014