Knerp 

Verb

1). To take and/or claim ownership of someone else’s belongings, which have been temporarily left unattended.

2). To aimlessly roam around on the hunt for practically anything one finds useful in boxe’s that say “free”, random curbed trash, or anything that no one is there at that moment telling you ‘not to take it’. A good knerp can always be justified with some sort of BS excuse as to why you have it.

1). “I ran to the bathroom for two minutes, left my stuff outside because I thought it was safe. Came back and somebody knerp’ed it all”.

2).” I need a few random things, I’m gonna go knerp around and see what I can find”.

Knerp by Bflo456 September 25, 2019

Knerp 

The small little turd that won't flush because it has seperation anxiety

The knerp won't flush.

Knerp by Maurerk April 1, 2017

kerpuke 

When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth

*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.

kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005

Robert Knepper 

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.

I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!

Robert Knepper by ilovetbag January 21, 2009

kerpwnt 

To be owned.

j00 got uber kerpwnt!

kerpwnt by nocturnal January 23, 2003

kerp 

kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.

bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you

kerp by waffle4463 May 12, 2013

Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.

"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."

Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009