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1). To take and/or claim ownership of someone else’s belongings, which have been temporarily left unattended.

2). To aimlessly roam around on the hunt for practically anything one finds useful in boxe’s that say “free”, random curbed trash, or anything that no one is there at that moment telling you ‘not to take it’. A good knerp can always be justified with some sort of BS excuse as to why you have it.
1). “I ran to the bathroom for two minutes, left my stuff outside because I thought it was safe. Came back and somebody knerp’ed it all”.

2).” I need a few random things, I’m gonna go knerp around and see what I can find”.
Knerp by Bflo456 September 25, 2019
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The small little turd that won't flush because it has seperation anxiety
The knerp won't flush.
Knerp by Maurerk April 1, 2017
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When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth
*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.
kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005

Robert Knepper 

Actor that plays the sexy Theodore Bagwell from Prison Break.
I want Robert Knepper to roleplay as Theodore Bagwell and fuck me!
Robert Knepper by ilovetbag January 21, 2009
j00 got uber kerpwnt!
kerpwnt by nocturnal January 23, 2003
kerp is the combination of every potty word that has ever existed since the beginning of time.
bob:hey dude i forgot the get the tickets for the game

gerald: kerp you
kerp by waffle4463 May 12, 2013

Kerplatzed 

synonymous with being passed the fuck out as a direct result of acute alcohol intoxication. Often an individual in this state is victim to practical jokes and similar antics.

See Kerwasted.
"That guy is eFing kerplatzed, so we decided to write all over his forehead and cover his hand in shaving cream."
Kerplatzed by Ladybacon October 16, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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