Kneepads 

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.

Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.

Kneepads by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015

kneepads 

kneepads - An item that a local...who couldn't trade their way out of a paper bag when there was tons of paper and seats were 20K per month....puts on each knee in front of a paper broker so that he buys or sells something 1 or 2 cents BELOW or ABOVE the MARKET PRICE.
NOT A TICK or TWO !!

Look at PABLO the local.He just slide on 2 kneepads in front of that paper broker and made 5 G's on the opening !
Now all he need is a KLEENEX to wipe the mess off his chin !

kneepads by NOPADS February 23, 2008

kneepad of the year 

An award in southern NH presented each year to the local girl who seems to have given head to an awful lot of guys "in the family" during that year. The memorial plaque resides just outside of Nashua, NH and is updated yearly.

I was at some retarded party with drunk hicks. There was this fucking golden kneepad on the wall with my name on it under "1997-1998"...for Kneepad of the Year!...come to think of it...i WAS on my knees a lot that year!

kneepad of the year by omen8 productions January 4, 2007

knee pads 

a special way of calling someone a whore.
more original than bluntly calling someone a slut.

girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.

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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.

knee pads by HannahxBanana May 26, 2006

knee pads 

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.

girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads

knee pads by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010

do you use knee pads? 

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.

hey ______ do you use knee pads?

do you use knee pads? by thwordonthestreet May 10, 2014

kneepadding 

when you need kneepadding bc you know your sucking a lot of dick tonight and don't want ur knees to hurt

Hey, do you need kneepads tonight? Don't want your knees to hurt.

Oh, thanks sure. Kneepadding makes it a lot easier!

kneepadding by MichelleFromHell018 March 29, 2015