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Weird pronounciation for kubernetes. Use it in a high pitches voice to annoy your colleagues.

I fixed the kneeds ingress controllers today.

kneeds by unlogical June 25, 2020

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L Knees

Often used when describing the twitch streamer and professional scammer named YourRage. His inability to walk without a wheelchair because of his fragile knees is the source of this terminology.

“Bro take me to the doctor I have too much knee pain”
“AH NAW I THINK YOU HAVE L KNEES LIKE YOURRAGE 💀”

L Knees by Sadashii July 3, 2021

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elbows & knees

The position someone "ends up" in as their getting ass fucked.

Anyone in the elbows & knees position could easily be getting fucked in the ass.

elbows & knees by jpg3 June 15, 2015

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Blowjob knees

When a girl has given enough blowjobs, and her knees are red and bruised from being on them so often. Can also happen after a single very long blowjob.

Can also occur after bumping into things, falling over etc.

1) "That girl has a s serious case of blowjob knees"

2) "I fell while drunk yesterday, I look like I have blowjob knees"

Blowjob knees by Cap'n Crimson July 21, 2015

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Bj knees

Permanent scarring of the knees due to given blow jobs for a prolonged period of time.

You know that girl definitely has bj knees! She has been known for a long time around here as the queen of blow jobs.

Bj knees by lalaloveless June 26, 2016

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Red Knees

A girl will have red knees if she has been giving blowjobs to a lot of guys, or to one guy repeatedly.

"Damn, have you seen Esther. She got them red knees."

"Yeah, her and Johann have been going nonstop."

Red Knees by RedKneesEsther January 21, 2015

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Awkward Knees

One of the many noticeable characteristics of My Chemical Romance's bassist, Mikey Way.

Often make fangirls go "awwww" and "he's so adorbs!" and influence teenagers to change to an awkward stance to show support for Mikey Way. Girls love awkward, nerdy guys with crooked knees, apparently.

Usually the butt of Mikey Way jokes on Tumblr, next to his remarkable Poker Face, Unicorn addiction, and of course, his gentleman-like attitude (edited photos with him in a top hat, eye piece, and moustache.)

Head, shoulders, awkward knees and toes, awkward knees and toes.

Awkward Knees by AttackFox March 8, 2011