A rare disorder that causes rashes when your in the driver's seat of a car. Usually your leg from the knee down must be amputated, after this is done you are never quite the same, You now have a prosthetic leg and it may cause you to swat random Iranian childen off there bicycles and stain there purple shirts.
guy#1:"that boy was quite mad at me the other day"
guy#2:"why?"
guy#1:"because i swatted him off his bike, i just couldnt help it!! i had kneeastiffin!"
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.