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System administrators who are going through gender transformation and is trying to become the office slut because they haven't seen a woman in years. Their motto is, "If you can't find the perfect woman you have to become the perfect woman."
The kubernetes were going around the office giving everyone blowjobs the other day.
kubernetes by Lagsagna February 12, 2018
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kubernetes

the IT equivalent to a god-tier skill. If you can set this shit up you are basically god
Amateurs-Fuck this Kubernetes is too hard
God- Kubernetes it ain't that hard
Amateurs-Holy shit there is a god
kubernetes by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
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kubenetes 

From pig latin origins- A highly infectious disease typically associated with those of the code monkeys whereby the brain becomes infatuated with the latest software developer stack. Typically kubenetes results in excessive amounts of money spent to silence certain people in the IT profession.
That guy has a bad case of kubenetes!
kubenetes by Anony982 January 17, 2018

Kubernite 

A white person who is, in actuallity, black. Kubernites do NOT try to do this, they are simply born with it and are often unaware of their status.
Emilie is the original Kubernite, but Anni holds a close second.
Kubernite by PlasticFantastic April 25, 2006
When someone uses technical computer science language to confuse the interlocutor and avoid the discussion
I kubernete the whole team saying buzzwords nobody knows
kubernete by Rikirenz February 18, 2022
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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