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A person whom you bump knees with. When you bump your knee against a bro's knee, you are now kneebros.
Dude, I bumped knees with this dude on the subway when we were both man spreading. We are total kneebros now.
kneebro by Dilly dog February 26, 2017
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mrs. kneebone

She was having her period; so i decided to Mrs. Kneebone her instead...
mrs. kneebone by Dr. Wormy March 5, 2011
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kneegrowth 

Cover-up word used in place of negro. Refers to a person of African descent. Not really any more morally acceptable than negro, but that's okay.

Probably originated from the joke 'why are black people so tall?' - 'Because they're negroes (their knee grows)'
"You see that kneegrowth over there? I bet he's great at basketball"

- "What?"
kneegrowth by Skinnybit December 20, 2010

Kneegrow 

Also known as negro, this term is a comical way of addressing an African(-American) usually used by the way of writing a letter or on the internet, as common speech would be interpreted as negro.
What the hell? We have a kneegrow on our team. Shit, we lost.
Kneegrow by AnOffshorePrawn December 31, 2007
an African American which is vertically challenged, almost midget-like in appearance
sup shorty, hows my kneegro, staying under the radar? ya know ya boi has jokes
Kneegro by Lord-Gore March 21, 2010

kneegrows 

dem kneegrows be eatin' watermallons
kneegrows by radtse June 11, 2006

kneecrob 

One of the least used swear words in history, "commonly used" when all other swear words don't have enough meaning to describe something. Deprives from the hair that sprouts through a pimple which is located on a persons ass
Berriman: "Dude Quarterone youporned my girlfriend"
Sesh:..."what a kneecrob"

Harry: there was this girl on the bus and she went up behind this first year and screamed in his ear...He got so scared!! THAT HE WET HIMSELF!!
Cameron: HAHA ROFL EX DEE LOL laugh my ass off...(takes air to breath)...what a kneecrob!
kneecrob by Zak Sessions April 28, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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