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knee pads 

a special way of calling someone a whore.
more original than bluntly calling someone a slut.
girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.

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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.
knee pads by HannahxBanana May 26, 2006
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knee pads 

it is absolutely necessary for a girl to wear while sucking dick on her knees, as it will protect her knees and make the experience much more comfortable.
girl: tonight im coming over to suck dat dick
guy: ight make sure you bring da knee pads
knee pads by cool guy11111 April 8, 2010

knee pads 

knee pads & pasties elbow pads & ( motor scooter helmet ) bedroom fun & games.
yo banana! I bang my knee pads through the sheet rock on a wall job.
motor scooter helmet keeps head from banging walls.

knee pads on a first date is HORNY!
knee pads by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006

do you use knee pads? 

when a female is giving a blowjob her knees may be bruised. so you can use this term to ask if some has given a blowjob.
hey ______ do you use knee pads?

African Knee Pads 

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events
Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.
African Knee Pads by queffton December 12, 2014

Midget Knee Pads

The act of putting shoes under your knees while giving it to a girl doggy style, to prevent rug burn.
i was having sex so hard last night that i had to apply the Midget Knee Pads.

Kneepads 

Kneepads are people who you see at the park with their kids playing and they always make their kids wear every type of safety gear known to man when the kids are not even moving fast enuf to get hurt. Always overkill and has a somewhat arrogance effect on the other families because implies that their kids are special and have to have extra protection to play with your "normal" kids.
Look at these kneepads right there. Pisses me off. What are they getting ready for Baghdad or Fallujia ? Tell the boys they cant play with the kneepads unless they promise to find a weakness in their gear and break one of their kids bones.
Kneepads by saharadryhumor January 10, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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