knee j

When a guy stands against a wall and a girl gets on her knees and voraciously blows him

Nick: I was really having a bad day until Tara gave me a knee j.

Tara: My knees hurt, can you get me some lotion.

by nickgolf10 July 19, 2010

knee-j

knee j, blowjob, bj, hj, handjob, job, orgasm, sperm When a male or female does the knee orgasm trick on a female.

stinky steve: bro i just did a knee-j on becca....
andy: dude did she moan?
stinky steve: yeah bro it was the best knee-j ever

by thatruth34 January 1, 2008

Knee Job

A knee Job is when you wake up at two in the morning and your old lady has jammed her Knee into your C&B's and is rubbin' like she either wants to bust 'em off or make you spurt a load on her leg. Generally best when she's wearing hosiery of some kind.

My wife woke me up with a fantastic Knee Job and I made a mess on her shin.

by Rev. Footjoy May 13, 2010

drop top knee job

when a hoe gets down on her knees and sucks the shit out of your dick

"my girlfrind gave me that drop top knee job last night. "

by yourfantasy January 23, 2009

knee jerk Bush hatred

being rational and placing responsibility where it belongs when failures have occured.

LN3: "between Iraq, the inability to catch Osama Bin Laden, the current economic meltdown, our foreign relations with what were previously friendly nations accross the globe I'd say that George Bush was a horrible leader and president."

AudiDefector: "that's nothing but knee jerk Bush hatred based on no facts, why do you hate freedom ?"

by LN3 March 10, 2009

knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.

An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought

Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.

by Light joker January 17, 2007