klyachman

Man who burns 10000 calories per day preforming intercourse with many women. They also suffer from crippling depression, however they will never lose their virginity.

How can you be such a klyachman

by ImTiredFromSex November 14, 2022

Klooch, Kloochman

Northwest regional slang. Girlfriend, wife. From Chinook Jargon "Klootch'man": woman, female of any animal, wife.

Dancing tonight, no cover if you bring your klooch.

by Nadja Adolf August 28, 2003

Kachman

A Girl who is a real catch, someone who you would be lucky to have.

John: "Did you see that girl?"
Ted:"Who, that Kachman?"
John:"Yeah! I'm gonna go after her!"
Ted:"Not if I get that Kachman first!"

by Whocoulditbe August 30, 2012

Klyacha

Klyacha actually means old shitty horse, especially common in semi-abandoned Russian villages.

Hey, Vadim, blyat where is your klyacha?!

by dmask May 10, 2019