Klumpkin is a simple term to describe someone who is cute, yet highly energetic and spontaneous. Klumpkins tend to have very
soft and attractive features, characteristically large dark eyes, and are very socially outgoing yet always enjoy having someone who they trust and care for. They
love being held and squeezed. In a way, Klumpkins are
like a human version of a stuffed animal. If you squeeze a Klumpkin it will squeak. Always.
I was datin dis
breezy and I squeezed her and her
eyes popped out real far, and she squeaked, and then I stepped back and was
like..."Bitch are you a Klumpkin?"