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Klorisa is a beautiful woman. She is caring and loving. She is extremely sarcastic, but does it out of love. She's been through alot and doesn't always know how to handle certain issues, but she does her best with the information that she knows in the moment. She gives the best hugs. She is the most amazing woman and you are very lucky if you have her in your life.

"Klorisa is so inspiring. I hope I can be half the woman she is one day."

klorisa by Jaded Lily April 27, 2024

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Klarisa

A funny, loving, and caring women.She's. Always helping no matter what she loves to talk about people in nice ways and yeah

Who is klarisa ? Klarisa is the girl who's talking to you right now

Klarisa by Baby._.K July 19, 2017

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Klerisa

Name of an average girl. Looks extremely innocent, but secretly she's crazy and a tiger in the bedroom. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Klerisa. Super competitive and the one your boyfriend will leave you for because of how chill she can be and still be hott doing it. Always has a nice body but doesn't show it off like a slut. Watch out though cause she's good at mind manipulation and getting what she wants when she asks for it. If you feel weird after reading this.... Klerisa has just raped your mind.

Bobby to Ashley: Sorry babe, but I'm leaving you. Klerisa kinda stole my heart when she walked by in her sweats.

Ashley: WHAT!?!?!

Klerisa by Baseball Team Slut March 16, 2011

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klorissa

Klorissa is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet she's nice,pretty and loves to play with slime she's very talented and lovely if u have a Klorissa in your life dont ever lose them cause Klorissa's are very lucky;)

Klorissa is nice and beautiful

klorissa by Someone🤙 December 17, 2017

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klarisa

klarisa is caring and loving she is beautiful and has the most amazing cheeks she is the embodiment of perfection and can only be made better when paired with a rose to make a perfect pair.

klarisa Ive loved you from our first oovoo

klarisa by Quinten1234 June 3, 2019

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klerisa

klerisa is a bitch and a piece of shit! she is so mean and will steal your fucking bf! klerisa is the most nonthankful person ever who will stab you behind your back.She is the worst friend ever and she never showers.She smells and is such an idiot.

Ben: stop being such a bitch!Youre acting like klerisa rn!!

Ashley: OMG ur right sorry!

klerisa by bigdickdaddyyyyy April 13, 2019

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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