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The half goat, half walrus god of Klombodrovism who sent his son, Gordon, to forgive us of our gleeps. He loves his followers, called Klomps. He created the world after a bought of flatulence and let the chaos organize itself, simply watching. Popularized by @thedeconstrussy on TikTok.

Klomp- Klombodrov blessed me with life
Unbeliever- Klombodrov isn’t real
Klomp- yes he is! All hail Klombodrov!

klombodrov by ItsSoJunover January 20, 2024

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Klombadrov

Our lord and savior, our benevolent creator. He saved us from Gleep. All hail Klombadrov!

(Tiktok user @thedeconstrussy made up Klombadrov to repeat Christian doctrine about God to point out how ridiculous it sounds)

My brother in Klombadrov, do you not hear how foolish you sound?

All praise Klombadrov, our benevolent creator!

Klombadrov by habarae January 16, 2024

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klombadrov

They are the almighty Lord, that has risen for @thedeconstrussy (on TikTok) has been able to preach. He is a half walrus half goat in his physical form, but she is usually a celestial being. He also has a son named Gordon, that came down to earth and helped people with their gleep. He originated from Klombadrovism

1: can you go with me to church today?
2: no, I must give turtles to Klombadrov.
1: sorry who??
2: our Lord and savior Klombadrov

klombadrov by Whyguythe2nd January 22, 2024

Klombadrov

Our Savior who saves us from our gleeps.
Founded by Benjamin Boyd aka Deconstrussy.
200k followers and counting.

🎶Praise Klombadrov, you've delivered us from gleep and your mercy knows no bounds. You sent your son down to Earth to save us all and your glory still resounds. Klombadrov, oh Klombadrov, reign down onto our hearts. Klombadrov, oh Klombadrov, you're where our freedom starts.🎶

"Klombadrov must be real because I asked him to help find my keys and I found them!"

Klombadrov by Brady C. February 6, 2024

Klombadrov

The one true creator of the universe.

"Praise Klombadrov." "Klombadrov sent down Gordon to save us from our gleep."

Klombadrov by Los_Martian February 7, 2024

klombadrov

Our Almighty god klombadrov is the creator of the universe. Their mortal form is a mixture between the walrus and the goat. She s my down their son Gordon to save us from our gleeps and spread the word of klombadrov

-Who is klombadrov ?
-ahh klombadrov is the almighty creator of the universe

- all hail klombadrov !!
-klamen !!

klombadrov by Josie_all_hail_klombadrov February 21, 2024

klombadrov

Half goat half walrus creature that saves us from our gleep.

My brothers and sister, through Gordon, worship and live for Klombadrov.

klombadrov by Brendanboy February 26, 2024

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026