Klomp

A device to conceal a cameltoe. Typically plastic, and seamless in the center.

Guy: Have you seen Alices massive klomp?

Girl: Yes! It draws even more attention, and not in a good way. It looks like she is smuggling a banana!

by BobShart October 12, 2023

klomp

A dutch wooden shoe.

When I went to the Netherlands, I bought these klompen!

by Killie August 26, 2009

klomp

Kiss, latch on, maintain pressure.

Zomg, I haven't kissed you for days! *klomp*

by Zeddekesu January 10, 2009

klomp

a glomp with a kiss

some anime characters klomp

by Jenz July 18, 2005

Klomp Kween

a frumpy but not a complete hot-mess-of-a-person, used pejoratively and/or lovingly; someone who, in appearance, is somewhat attractive but features clown-like clothes, makeup, etc.

Rodrigo showed up to the club with his giant boots and fur coat, looking like a straight up Klomp Kween; I hated it and loved it at the same time.

by skauffman3 June 29, 2017

klomp

Defines a situation, sometimes a person, which/who is so bad and so out of line that it/she/he is much less than unsatisfactory

a. Situation. The Afghan War is a total KLOMP because we cannot win it and like in Vietnam we will lose thousands of good people whom we could have had at home to revive our country.

b. Person. Governor Palin is a KLOMP for not filling out her term of office and manipulating the people's election effort.

by Ace Hummer July 19, 2009

Klomp

To hit someone or something with your penis.

I’m going to klomp you so hard tonight.

by Absolute weapon April 19, 2019