Robert: "Meghan, John just said he found a klit!"
Meghan: "That can't be right, no man has ever found one."
Meghan: "That can't be right, no man has ever found one."
by Mosquitoe May 11, 2023
by S_Ravenkey June 16, 2020
Klit is the word i made up ib a locker room when i forgot how to speak. It means more than lit or split. It defines my beautifully stupid self.
by Senpai~Nee-san April 11, 2019
by Kevita Lupo May 20, 2020
Kim: Shit man! I need some gay klit... can you help me find some for my term paper?
Lee: Sure, I'll text you with some titles... but will your prof be down with it?
Lee: Sure, I'll text you with some titles... but will your prof be down with it?
by Blackberry Finn February 10, 2014
Uncle Klit is a deity that is over 300 years old. He has a talent in giving the best advices and making your day better with his sense of humor.
by anonymous November 20, 2021