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just don't mess around with him
who's that guy over there? Oh that's a total Klemm don't mess with him
Klemm by Sojourner Not Truth November 1, 2010
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To ridiculously embarrass another person with your own mad skills.
Dude, if you talk smack about my tennis skills one more time I swear I'm going to klemm you.

Holy mother, that dude just got klemmed!
klemm by B to the T. September 30, 2008
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A huge, beastly dyke of only the beastliest persuasion. we're talking like 6 foot plus, 250-260 pounds, of man-woman. Possibly has a dick-clit, which is self explanatory.
-Yo, check out that fucking klemm over there

-Yea, what a fuckin wilderbeast.
Klemm by big sandk March 29, 2009

Klammaborgari 

When she (or he) has severe chlamydia and it has a resemblence of a cheeseburger in one’s pants.
Elín is the biggest klammaborgari in school.
Klammaborgari by siturdur February 9, 2018

Klemmish 

A description of something homosexual

Derived from "Klemme", Danish slang for homosexual.
He's acting a bit klemmish isn't he?
Klemmish by The Klemmish Bellsniff September 4, 2012

Foxx kemm ghandek 

Beppe Foxx kemm ghandek
Foxx kemm ghandek by Dronzi May 20, 2021
The ship between Kyleigh and Emma. Kylemma is an extremely strong love between two people and you're lucky if you find a kylemma at least once in your life. Kylemma is the greatest thing in the world. Even if you say it's not real, you're lying.
"Omg Kylemma is my otp."
"I know right I ship Kylemma so hard."
kylemma by kylemma shipper March 28, 2014
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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