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Jared Kleinman
Jared Kleinman by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018
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Jared Kleinman
The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.
That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise
Jared Kleinman by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018
Jared Kleinman
Jared Kleinman by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017
jared kleinman
"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."
"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."
-Jared Kleinman
"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."
-Jared Kleinman
jared kleinman by whorecruxes June 1, 2017
kleinsen
The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.
Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.
This ship is fucking adorable fight me.
Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.
This ship is fucking adorable fight me.
kleinsen by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018
kleinisd
KleinISD is a bitch ass school district that everyone FUCKING hates, with annoying ass teachers, fake ass friends, and ugly ass bitches
kleinisd by Pussyeater247 January 25, 2018
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