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kleinpeter 

One who's penis is small ONLY because you could not arouse him (no faggots). It prefers women, so STOP LOOKING. (Faggot)
Homeo was upset because he couldn't suck on a kleinpeter.
kleinpeter by Har_Mwhore-Tits March 5, 2003
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kleinpeter 

if you want to get the chicks you better not have a kleinpeter.
kleinpeter by N/A March 5, 2003

kleinpeter 

One who treats all employees and business units fairly and equitably.
That guy sure is a kleinpeter
kleinpeter by r_mortis March 3, 2003

kleinfelter's

Short for kleinfelter's syndrome. When a man has female characteristics because of an extra X chromosome.

Can be used to insult someone. See bitchtits
Shut up Kleinfelter's. Stop whining and being a little bitch.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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