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Noun. A brief exchange of information in which an individual uses the false pretense of authority to make guarentees and promises which indirectly cause isolated pockets of chaos to occur.
Bob: "They thought I worked at the store, so I gave them my absolute guarentee that for the next half hour all of the loose candy they could grab was free."

Sam: "Wow, nice one-kleiner"
by Dr. Why August 18, 2010
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