Kleg

A lone lump of fetal matter found floating in the loo at random intervals.

by sanchez September 05, 2003

Kleg

When a leg is abnormally large.

"Woooooowwwww, have you seen Tiffany's kleg?"

"Yea how could u miss that?"

by Imavictimofrape March 09, 2020

KLEGGED

KLEGGED = when a person consumes too much of the drug ketamine also know as "K" and have the sensation of having the feeling as if they have no legs

I'm suffering from a classic case If being klegged

by Caremal funk January 24, 2018

kleg nuts

when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.

"Go lick your kleg nuts"

by i hate ja rule March 17, 2003

kleg nut

a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse

POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004

Kleg

Someone who doesn't wash their hands after taking a shit thus making them really smelly. They may also have traits such as choosing the worst people to be their partner.

I heard that toilet flush but not the sink run, don't tell me you're Kleg.

by YannickPanicItsSanic June 26, 2022