Kleg

A lone lump of fetal matter found floating in the loo at random intervals.

by sanchez September 5, 2003

Kleg

When a leg is abnormally large.

"Woooooowwwww, have you seen Tiffany's kleg?"

"Yea how could u miss that?"

by Imavictimofrape March 9, 2020

Kleg

Someone who doesn't wash their hands after taking a shit thus making them really smelly. They may also have traits such as choosing the worst people to be their partner.

I heard that toilet flush but not the sink run, don't tell me you're Kleg.

by YannickPanicItsSanic June 26, 2022

kleg nuts

when your shit gets tangled and matted into your pubic hair and creates balls of shitty hair.

"Go lick your kleg nuts"

by i hate ja rule March 17, 2003

kleg nut

a small lump of poo that gets stuck to your helmet during anal intercourse

POO CHUNK equals KLEG NUT

by goochmeister1 May 22, 2004

Kleggie

A generic term used for "local" currency. Removes the need to remember what the name of the currency is wherever you are.

Wow, it's 4 kleggies for one of those - and only 1 kleggy for a beer! Too much!

by dylan home February 18, 2020

ARSE KLEGGS

Think of Klingons on the starboard bow. Whenever one takes a shower, there will also be arse Kleggs to deklegg.

My girly housemate who was fresh from the shower, bent over, and I felt like I was having a fight to the death with Worf from Star Trek, as a result of her arse kleggs.

by richie williams May 2, 2008