A 'klaxon' is a man who is in a relationship with a women who is far superior than him in terms of looks and personality and he is punching far above his weight

person 1:Look how fit she is over there
person 2:yeah mate shes bang tidy,whats she doin with that ugly bastard tho!
person 1:yeah what a klaxon that bloke is!

Klaxon by big bad dele May 4, 2010

Related Words

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klaxon

klaxon is a bell

So if you want to call someone a bell end just call them a Klaxon

he's a proper klaxon

klaxon by Klaxon August 10, 2007

Klaxon

An adjective used to describe a situation, person, or event (usually bad, but can change depending on context). Used in casual situations.

That movie was straight klaxon.

Klaxon by WingbackChair5547 August 25, 2026

anglo-klaxon

This is the Latin word for "white noise".

Little Johnny isn't happy about paying $200 a month for cable, yet all he gets is anglo-klaxons babbling on news shows.

anglo-klaxon by polymer_knight March 31, 2017

anglo-klaxon

A loud English person, typically american.

While traveling in Europe I was constantly surrounded by anglo-klaxons.

anglo-klaxon by jparadis October 13, 2013

Word of the Day on October 19, 2013

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

Council Klaxon by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026