Chapati flaps

Another name for the Beef Curtains.

"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".

by Ddraig73 April 26, 2023

Coat Sleever

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019

Council Klaxon

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

by Ddraig73 January 31, 2022