Definitions by Ddraig73

Chapati flaps 

Another name for the Beef Curtains.

"Went down on our lass last night she wriggled so much with excitement she nearly slapped to death with her chapati flaps".

Chapati flaps by Ddraig73 April 26, 2023

Council Klaxon 

An inebriated woman in a pub, usually from a council estate, with an extremely loud and annoying voice.

Fucking hell!! Someone's set off the council klaxon.

Council Klaxon by Ddraig73 January 30, 2022

Coat Sleever 

A turd that's as long as your coat sleeve.

Urgh!! Some dirty bastard's left a right coat sleever in the toilet.

Coat Sleever by Ddraig73 July 18, 2019