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illiterate alien slave caste possessing no individual name
master: fetch me more vrootnog, klaion, quickly or I'll have you flogged like a spammer again
slave: at once, master
klaion by vogla January 22, 2013
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The couple of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson on "Glee." They officially got together in "Original Song" when Blaine kissed Kurt, causing worldwide fandemonium. They are gay.
"Klaine is the best couple on 'Glee.' I'm not even joking. They kissed, then I cried and screamed."

"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
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The most beautiful Glee pairing on the face of the planet.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!

Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
Klaine by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011
one who ships the couple klaine from Glee, Kurt and Blaine.
Oh, you're such a klainer.
klainer by ohklainer April 21, 2011
The pairing on glee that includes Blaine Anderson and Kurt Hummel. It also happens to be a beautiful and perfect pairing. It in it's couple months of being a pairing, has gained thousands of followers and some have become fangirls. This pairing is very popular among glee viewers and has become a whole community of their own.
Fangirl 1: Did you see Glee last night?
Fangirl 2: No why?
Fangirl 1: Blaine and Kurt got together! Klaine is official!!
Klaine by semmaforever August 1, 2011
Where the magical world of Dalton Academy is located. You can only get there by unicorn.
You can't just GO to Dalton. Its on a KLAINEBOW. You NEED a UNICORN.
The pairing/ship for Blaine and Kurt Hummel in Glee.
Blaine is played by Darren Criss
Kurt Hummel is played by Chris Colfer
When a friend asked why I had so many pictures of Darren Criss and Chris Colfer on my phone I replied, 'Because Klaine is sexy.'

chris colfer glee gay ship pairing darren criss blaine kurt hummel gleek
klaine by skyeisabamf November 29, 2010
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