Threatening to blow something up jokingly but righteously, often in reference to ongoing progressiveissues specifically in the vrchat community if twitch.
DNA extractor from an unconscious or not lucid police detainee. The typical job is to masturbate passed out suspects for semen collection to later be used as DNA evidence during prosecution.
Another passed out subject? Someone call the Klatt in here to wrangle some evidence out of this guy.
redneck, trailer trashparadise south of the Ohio, north of the Cumberland, east of the Mississippi and west of the Smokey Mountains.
In the hollers they saaang : well a yo ho-ho to mah ole' klantucky home, pass me the 'shine pappy I'ze 'bout to git out and fuck me some sheep, heh, heh, heh ...
The state often succeeding a Klattaclysm marked by debilitating silent laughter and a temporary inability to function or maintain coherent conversation.
We were talking about physics and she suddenly entered a klattatonic state, I don't even know how it happened.
These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.
Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*