Klaatu 

An internet geek who know's all the answers to every single thing in the world.

"That guy know's everything, bloody Klaatu!"

Klaatu by Shaolin October 10, 2004

Klaatu Verata Necto 

These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.

Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).

Klaatu Verata Necto by Elvis.Is.Alive April 9, 2009

Klaatu Barado Nikto 

Klaatu is dead save him

Patricia Neal told Gort, Klaatu Barado Nikto in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still."

Klaatu Barado Nikto by Geary January 16, 2004

Klaatu Barada Nikto 

What you say when you want to get back fucking home!!
If your trapped in 1300 AD England

Ash has to speak similar words in order to retrieve the Necronomicon but fails to remember it properly "Klaatu. .. Verada. .. Necktie...Nectar...Nickel..."
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"

Klaatu Barada Nikto by A.T Graham July 19, 2009

kleatus 

A nickname, usually for someone that goes by the name of "Karina." She appears to act like a shy and innocent girl BUT SHE CAN BE A BITCH TOO

"Oh look, it's Kleatus!"
"KLEATUS TAKE THE REEL"

kleatus by Sarsarrrr May 26, 2017

klantucky 

redneck, trailer trash paradise south of the Ohio, north of the Cumberland, east of the Mississippi and west of the Smokey Mountains.

In the hollers they saaang : well a yo ho-ho to mah ole' klantucky home, pass me the 'shine pappy I'ze 'bout to git out and fuck me some sheep, heh, heh, heh ...

klantucky by Virgin Suicides April 20, 2017

Klaaus 

Klaaus: (Noun) An Organic Clothing brand that focuses on sustainability while making organic clothing affordable. A brand name that has become the first choice amongst youth and may often be used as slang to define someone who is trendy and fashionable.

Is that a klaaus on you coz you look amazing..!!!
I'm gonna look klaausilicious tonight..!!!

Klaaus by klaaus November 27, 2021