Klaatu

An internet geek who know's all the answers to every single thing in the world.

"That guy know's everything, bloody Klaatu!"

by Shaolin October 10, 2004

Klaatu Verata Necto

These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before picking up the Necronomicon, there will be hell to pay.

Ash attempts to pickup the Necronomicon, and fails to say the words "Klaatu Verata Necto". The demons below the earth wake and attempt to destroy Middle Earth. (see the movie "Army of Darkness" with Bruce Campbell).

by Elvis.Is.Alive April 9, 2009

Klaatu Barado Nikto

Klaatu is dead save him

Patricia Neal told Gort, Klaatu Barado Nikto in the movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still."

by Geary January 16, 2004

Klaatu Barada Nikto

What you say when you want to get back fucking home!!
If your trapped in 1300 AD England

Ash has to speak similar words in order to retrieve the Necronomicon but fails to remember it properly "Klaatu. .. Verada. .. Necktie...Nectar...Nickel..."
"Klaatu Barada Nikto"

by A.T Graham July 19, 2009