klarge

When a small community’s fecal matter is combined together in a large receptacle, the resulting product is klarge.

“As I was walking along I could not help but be distracted by the overpowering smell of klarge from over the fence.”

by Billos September 18, 2022

Klarke

An amazing Pearson who will always have your back and cares about your feelings and usually will pick a fight or two.

Klarke is such a good friend

by Purple green hyenas July 11, 2018

klarg

Waking up your roomie / flatmate by banging on their door while they are sleeping through the day.

*banging noises, fist on door *

Lauren - ' sleepy state' - whaaaat?

Flatmates - No day time napping!

Lauren - thanks , I appreciate the Klarg

by Burrit21 February 11, 2009

Klarence

A very attractive man. Very. USUALLY NEVER MISSES A DAY OF SCHOOL. Dies for bubble tea. The e ladies man. Very strong. He is the creator and destroyer. He is just Klarence WHAT A FOOL.

(Fool 1) : Did you see klarence
(Fool 2): No
(Fool 3): WOOF im Klarence

by Klarence May 3, 2019

A Karger

A unit of time based on how late a person will be. 1 Karger Unit equals roughly 15 minutes late.

Person 1: The movie starts in 5 minutes. Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry, still a karger out.

Person 1: Aww man, this traffic jam is making us late!
Person 2: A full 2 Kargers late! We'll miss most of dinner at this point!

by TimeLordForever April 21, 2017

Klarens

Smart, chill, fun, handsome guy who gets all of the chicks. He never realizes someone likes him. Probably have a big dick.

Me: my boyfriend is amaaaazing

Friend: oooh, what's his name

Me: Klarens

Friend: that makes sense

by Jay get all the girls January 6, 2021

Brown Klaren

The act of brown winging in football grounds common with many northerners!

Whilst in the stadium toilets...' How about we have a nice brown klaren before half time?'

by porabthetoilettwat December 7, 2010