klapst 

Totally exhausted and flat on da ground.

Dear Miss Manners:
My friends want me to join in on a game of tag, but I am too worn out to play. What should I do?
Klapst

Cher Klapst,
Gently explain to your friends that you are presently just too exhausted to expend any physical effort for the time being, but that you will be more than happy to play with them after you have gotten sufficient rest.

klapst by QuacksO March 21, 2023

klausterfokken 

noun
1. A situation so confusing and chaotic that the American-English "cluster fuck," is not adequate to describe it. The German compound word is used to create a deep and profound sense of cluster fuck.

origin:

1945; < Nazi Germany - in the closing months of WWII, the German forces described their situation as klausterfokken, a Germanization of the American soldier's use of the phrase "cluster fuck."

"When the American Republican Party nominated a presidential candidate who was later found to be homosexual, the national conservative political scene could only be described as klausterfokken."

klausterfokken by pclick February 21, 2012

klaustrophobic 

An irrational fear of Germans

I've always wanted to go to Oktoberfest but, sadly, I'm klaustrophobic.

klaustrophobic by DrSpoons June 22, 2011

Klausturfuck 

When Icelandic (or any other nationality) members of parliament go to a pub, get drunk, let their inner asshole out and are recorded in the act.

That visit to the pub was a total Klausturfuck

Klausturfuck by Djakninn December 1, 2018

klapsomounis

Cryingpussy. Comes from the Greek for crying "Klapso" and "mounis", pussy. Is used to refer to wet/gay/pussy guys but is much harsher and sounds a lot better.

Antonaki: O why am I so fat and my hair so long and messy like a gypsy Gianni?
Gianni: Shut up you klapsomounis! (Ti klapsomounis eisai re pousti)

klapsomounis by kinezos kamaki April 7, 2005

kapsturbate 

The art, nay skill, of being able to masturbate inside of a VW Bus while driving it at the same time.

Guy 1: Dude, you were swerving all over the place last night, were you drunk?

Guy 2: Naw, man. I had to kapsturbate.

kapsturbate by kapsturbator June 26, 2010

kaapstad 

Kaapstad means Cape Town in afrikaans.

Welkom in Kaapstad.

kaapstad by Blackorchid1611 September 27, 2015